The essence of Buddhism as a practice is to transform suffering into victory. As a heartfelt thank-you to all of Vertical Searcher's Protagonists, I am going to my meeting tonight with a list that has all your names on it, which I will be holding between my hands as I chant (pray) within a circle of wise, benevolent, and like-minded others.
To each of you and your success:
One mystery guest who wishes to remain anonymous (you know who you are).
Thank you! Get ready for some really good vibes comin' your way, commencing at approximately 7 pm PST. Be warned that incoming positive effects may last longer than anticipated, significantly accelerating your trajectory toward personal happiness. Should any of you wish to remain suffering, please email me and I will be happy to reschedule your victory for a later date. :)
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